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Joke of the Day
"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."
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"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"
"Fun Game: 1. Be a couple without kids. 2. Hire a babysitter. 3. When they show up and ask where the kid is, scream, ""You lost it already?!?"""
"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"How do you surprise a blind man? Stick a plunger in the toilet"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!"
"Wasn't gay marriage always legal? Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day."
"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"