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Joke of the Day
"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."
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"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."
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"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."
"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."
"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"
"Your momma is so stupid... She thought tinder was a cooking show to make chicken."
"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"
"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."