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Joke of the Day

"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"

"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"

"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"

"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"

"A man started telling a joke, but he started with the punch line... What did you expect?"

"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""

"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."

"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."

"Well I was going to donate blood today until.... the lady got all personal and started asking, ""Who's blood is this?"" and ""How did you get it?"""

"i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous."