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Joke of the Day

"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"

"Why did the farmer's house catch on fire? He left his home on the range."

"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."

"It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window. If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in."

"I like my men like I like my coffee shops. Clean. Smells nice. Free wi-fi."

"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? It was a PDF file."