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Joke of the Day

"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."

"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."

"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."

"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"

"Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache... suddenly she's not your friend anymore?"

"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"

"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"