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Joke of the Day
"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."
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"How do you blindfold a chinese person... you put a floss over their eyes."
"I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, ""Yeah, man, you're free."""
"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"
"I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson likes his women Hand picked from a field."
"make it happen."""
"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"
"Just seen a fish swim into a wall of concrete Dam"
"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."