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Joke of the Day

"Patient: The trouble is doctor I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry I don't expect anyone will notice."

"Please write my tombstone in Comic Sans font."

"8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math."

"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."

"Beer isn't a solution Unless you're a chemist."

"Women are like parking spaces... Sometimes all the good ones are taken, so you have to stick it in a disabled one."

"Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month."

"I helped an old guy cross the road today I carried his walking frame. Talk about ungrateful."

"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""

"Everyone says fat people don't like puns. But I think that's just a huge stereotype."