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Joke of the Day

"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."

"AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league"

"How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian? You switch sides at half time."

"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

"""Please punch in your account number, phone number and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!"""

"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""

"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."

"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, ""Hey, but we work here. We're staph."""

"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."