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Joke of the Day

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

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"The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue..."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""

"All my jokes are lost baggage... You'll get them in a couple days"

"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're stuck up cunts."

"ISIS commander to troops ISIS commander: Do you guys know what the leading cause of goat rape is? Troops: No, what? ISIS commander: Sexy Goats ;)"

"What do you call a group of Idiots? Congress"