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Joke of the Day

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

"How do rabbis make money off of circumcisions? They get to keep the tips."

"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."

"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"

"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."

"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."

"Why do nuns always travel in pairs? Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none."

"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""