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Joke of the Day
"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."
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"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"
"FUN FACT: Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong."
"My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head."
"I'm now on year 3 of the '7 day ab challenge'"
"I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I'm playing with it. Yeah...I'm playing with my selfie."
"How do you tell when somebodies a vegan? You don't, they will tell you."
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"
"A mug of beer walks into a bar... The bartender sees him and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve alcoholic drinks here."" A rift in the space-time continuum is created as the bar ceases to exist."
"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."