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Joke of the Day

"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."

"If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?"

"the american journal of medicine says diarrhea is hereditary. .. ...it runs in the jeans."

"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."

"Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I'd left open. Well played."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer!"

"What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas? I'm in a cent."

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"

"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."