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Joke of the Day

"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""

"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"

"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."

"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is ""burn it down""."

"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."

"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."

"A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark."