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Joke of the Day
"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."
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"What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids? Jack The Kipper."
"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"An Englishman walks into a pole... He tells him, ""Get the fuck out of my country"""
"I don't understand why my coworkers always complain when I microwave my favorite meal: curry salmon stuffed with burnt popcorn."
"Think about it! You're already thinking about it, you might as well do it."
"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."
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"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"