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Joke of the Day
"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."
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"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."
"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."
"Two peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted."
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""
"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"
"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
"What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse? The centaur of attention."
"Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]"
"MAGICIAN: Think of a horse ME: Ok MAGICIAN: You thinking of one? ME: Yep MAGICIAN: Cool right? ME: Very cool"