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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian? You switch sides at half time."
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"I hate when the cashier ask me "" You doing alright today "" when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change."
"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."
"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"
"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"
"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."
"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."
"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."
"How much does the average Hipster weigh? About 74,000 Insta-grams."