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Joke of the Day

"I tried to give a motivation: Backfired So this friend of mine broke up with his long term girl friend.I told him "" to hang in there""and he literally hanged himself. Was that a dick motivation?"

"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"

"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"

"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"

"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."

"TIFU by putting my dildo in the dishwasher She enjoyed the dildo, but my wife really doesn't like to be referred to as ""the dishwasher"""

"thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent"

"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"

"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"