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Joke of the Day

"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."

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"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"
"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"
"What kind of dog is the quietest? A ""shhh""nauzer"
"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"
"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"
"Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke."
"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"
"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"
"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"