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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"

"What's grey and comes in pints? An Elephant."

"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"

"I have a job for you planting tulips.... ON DIS DICK!"

"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."

"I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, ""Hi""."

"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."

"Know Thyself, said Jesus. in the biblical sense. Merry Christmas."

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"

"A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even after marriage... Husband says ""yeah, but I wasn't expecting to get married to you!"""