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Joke of the Day

"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."

"Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl? A Northern girl says ""You can"" but a Southern girl says ""Y'all can""!"

"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"

"What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?"

"You're like school in July... No class"

"I see wed people."

"I hear there's a sex toy and lingerie shop for chavs. Nissan Summers."

"I've recently admitted to being a masochist. The realization has been painful, but I like it."