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Joke of the Day
"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"
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"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
"Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair."
"A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints."
"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."
"2 blondes are on their way to Disneyland... they see a sign reading ""Disneyland left"". So they cried a bit and headed home."
"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"
"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls"