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Joke of the Day

"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"

"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"

"A guy in the store on his cell said ""Susan, I'm in my car on my way"" so I yelled ""NO HE'S NOT!"" Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me."

"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."

"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."

"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."

"I hate being bipolar It's awesome"

"I was thrilled when this beautiful girl came up and asked me for a date. Then I realised it was just because I work at a dried fruit stand."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""