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Joke of the Day

"What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat."

"A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp"

"When I die, I'd like the word Humble' to be written. .......on my statue."

"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"

"70 year old man asked his wife... Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"

"How to teach a cat how to bark? Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!"

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."