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Joke of the Day

"I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo... ...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^"

"I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth."

"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"

"What's the richest kind of air? A millionaire."

"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."

"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""

"just Facebook stalked the sister of the new boyfriend of the last girl who dated my ex. I'm just as confused as you are"

"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"

"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Chris Jericho? Because Jericho wants to break the walls down"