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Joke of the Day
"Who's the nicest guy at the hospital? The ultrasound guy"
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"I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad But this one takes the cake"
"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"
"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."
"What do you call a fat chemistry professor? A significant figure."
"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""We don't serve mushrooms here!"" So the mushroom says, ""Hey come on, I'm a fungi!"""