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Joke of the Day
"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"
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"Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor) In the trash, he's not real."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"Mom... Are you a virgin?"
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way"
"My wife was looking tired after giving blood I asked if she felt drained..."
"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."
"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."