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Joke of the Day
"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"
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"I still don't know what the word ""Suicide"" means I've been killing myself trying to find the definition"
"I would tell you a pizza joke... ...but it's too cheesy."
"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."
"TIL, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones Whooooops... Wrong sub( )"
"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."
"My body looks up and it begs me, ""Eat a vegetable,"" and I look down and I whisper, ""No"""
"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"
"In the presidential election, who does the elephant vote for? Donald Trunk."
"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."