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Joke of the Day

"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."

"Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing"

"My mother said today, ""I'm always alright as long as I'm taking that D."" She was referring to vitamin D."

"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""

"How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!"

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."

"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."

"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"