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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
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"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."
"Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside"
"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"Give a man a jacket, and he will be warm for the day. Teach a man to jacket, and he will never leave his house."
"What does it mean when you're on a date and he pushes you in front of a bus?"
"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz? Heidi cannot swing a golf club."
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"