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Joke of the Day

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."

"What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China? Pollution."

"Why is it called ""reading a book"" and not paper view?"

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"

"Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs"

"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."

"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"

"Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon? He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office."

"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."