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Joke of the Day
"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""
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"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""
"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"
"A man walked into a chiropodists and put his d**k on the table...The chiropodist said ""That's not a foot ""....and the man said ""I know, but it's not far off!"""
"How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron? Ex centric"
"In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question."
"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""
"My girlfriend's accused me of cheating with a girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. How can she say that?!?!"
"Karma is like 69: ""You get, what you give"