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Joke of the Day

"How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!"

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."

"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."

"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"

"I've got a new pet salamander.. I named it Tiny because it is my newt"

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it."

"A black guy a spanish guy and an arab walk in to a bar.. The bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT"

"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."