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Joke of the Day
"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"
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"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"
"My daughter is so ugly... ...everytime I molest her I have to close my eyes and think of her sister."
"What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza"
"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."
"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"
"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."
"You'd think after 12 years of filming Boyhood someone would be like hey maybe we should make this good."
"How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? ""It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"""
"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."