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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who use the pull-out method? Mom and Dad."

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"I tried learning braille, but it was really tough. Those bumps are hard to see"

"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart"

"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."

"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""

"I don't trust those trees They seem kind of shady"

"Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can"

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone!"