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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone!"

"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."

"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""

"I don't normally pisses off anyone on reddit. But when i do [deleted]"

"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."

"I hate when I'm trying to sleep at night But my ADHD's all like: One Sheep... Two Sheep... Cow... Chicken... Turtle... Ol' McDonald had a farm... Hey Macarena!!!"

"Best technique for screwing a fattie... Flip through her rolls until you smell shit, then just flip back one."

"Why dont blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."

"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."

"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."