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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."

"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"

"Who's the friendliest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone that knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."

"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."

"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over a kid's face."