202119

Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""

"What do you call a seven course Irish meal? A 6-pack and a potato."

"I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum."

"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."

"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."

"Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!"

"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"

"What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper? An Imperial Walker"

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."