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Joke of the Day

"Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can"

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""

"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"

"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"

"Just had a panic attack thinking how little time I've practiced picking up stuff with my toes in the event I ever lose my arms."

"I went to an Anglican church recently... They do communion a little bit differently there. You just walk up, kneel down, and the priest sticks it in your mouth."

"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."

"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."

"as i guy, i sometimes pee while sitting usually only when the bus doesn't have a bathroom"