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Joke of the Day

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."

"Aching Joints by Arthur Itis"

"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."

"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."

"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."

"Good cop ""If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..."" Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*"

"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."