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Joke of the Day

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game :D"

"So Donald Trump wakes up in the White House one morning..."

"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."

"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."

"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"GURU: You have achieved the state of sakrdagamin: you will reach nirvana within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six"

"I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy."""

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Why did hitler suicide? Because he saw the gas expense"