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Joke of the Day
"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."
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"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"
"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? You get to the other side."
"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."
"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"
"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."
"All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional."