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Joke of the Day

"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."

"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the club? I can't believe I blew ten bucks in there."

"I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."

"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."

"One of the best moments in my life was hearing my wife day ""till death do us part."" I wish I would've known she was talking about her legs...."

"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."