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Joke of the Day

"I tried learning braille, but it was really tough. Those bumps are hard to see"

"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."

"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."

"There is a bomb going to explode in 3...2...1... Holy shit, this blew up!"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13."

"Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths."

"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"

"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."

"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?"