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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust those trees They seem kind of shady"
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"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."
"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"
"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."
"Call me narrow-minded, but I'll never try bestiality. I'm just not interested in going down that rabbit hole."
"The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing."
"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"
"The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch."