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Joke of the Day

"I don't care about following a 'funny' celebrity from tv on Twitter-instead I look up who writes for their show then follow that person."

"What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? A male truck driver."

"Hope is a single man's game... A married man can't get none ""I hope she ain't mad"" she is. ""I hope I get head tonight"" you won't. ""I hope I'm not in trouble"" you are."

"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"

"On Average, ovulating women prefer rugged & masculine men. Menstruating women prefer men duct-taped and on fire."

"I just lost my left arm and left leg in an accident. I'm all right now."

"Why is steam such a hipster? Because it was water before it was cool."

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"