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Joke of the Day

"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"

"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"

"I used to wonder... ...why golf tournaments aren't called Stroke-Offs Then I turned 12."

"What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream."

"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."

"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."

"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."

"If you believe binoculars are overrated, then look no further."

"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."

"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."