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Joke of the Day
"Why is steam such a hipster? Because it was water before it was cool."
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"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."
"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."
"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"
"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
"You know how most packages say ""Open here"". What is the protocol if the package says ""Open somewhere else""?"
"The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee."
"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."
"It wasn't raining during Trump's inauguration It was just alternative sunshine"
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"