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Joke of the Day

"Hope is a single man's game... A married man can't get none ""I hope she ain't mad"" she is. ""I hope I get head tonight"" you won't. ""I hope I'm not in trouble"" you are."

"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"

"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"

"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."

"retweet if a walrus named jamaal got you pregnant then wouldn't pay child support so you had to take him to Maury"

"Careful what you wish for!"

"What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar"