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Joke of the Day
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"
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"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"
"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."
"FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there."
"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"
"What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? Undocumented Democrats."
"Treat your women like your smartphone; touch them a lot."
"ME: My new contacts are here! WIFE: Don't put them all on at once like you did last ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES"
"When robots take over, information will be measured in terrorbytes. Just something I came up with =)"