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Joke of the Day

"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !"

"[leaving a birthday party with my pinata friend] i swear i didn't know they were going to do that ""Just take me home"""

"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"

"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter"

"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It isn't hard"

"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"

"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""