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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"

"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."

"Beyonce made a song called ""Single Ladies"" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy"

"Why is the retirement center nicknamed ""the garden""? Because it is full of vegetables."

"What is a wock? Something you throw a wabbits."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"

"One time I did mushrooms and played GTA and felt regret for the lives I was taking I was all ""Holy shit these people have families"""

"Every time I approach girls they inexplicably shoot away from me. Can't say definitively if I have the force but... The correlation is strong with this one."