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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""
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"Why don't blind people bungee jump? 'Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"
"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"
"I don't care if you're here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says ""If an emergency, notify:"" I put ""DOCTOR"". What's my mother going to do?"
"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"
"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."