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Joke of the Day
"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"
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"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"
"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."
"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"What do Germans call a flying jew? Smoke."
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""
"If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my ""cycle"" and just told me that I'm ovulating and that I should mingle more."
"I can be the man of your dreams... ...if you dream of a man who exposes himself to the elderly on public transport."
"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"