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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? 'Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."
"What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce"
"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."
"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"
"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."
"Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*"
"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."