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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? 'Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"""Phone Call to My Dad"" feat. My Mom Yelling Things at Me in the Background"
"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."
"How do you catch a polar bear? First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole."
"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
"Whisper ""whey protein"" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you"
"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"
"I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."