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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."

"*you see a bear approaching* ""quick play dead!"" *bear runs up to you* ""OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"""

"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."

"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer."

"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."

"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"

"What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common? Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff."